What are we?
We're the anti-corporate solution to your digital nightmares. Why pay a suit $150/hr when you can pay us whatever feels right? We do the dirty work, you get the results. No jargon, no hidden fees, just raw, unadulterated service.
Services We Offer (Probably)
Web Design & Mgmt
We'll make you a site that doesn't suck. Or if you want it to look like this one, we can do that too. Plus, we'll keep it running.
Merch Shop Setup
Got a sick logo? Wanna slap it on a mug? We'll set up your print-on-demand shop so you can start hustling.
General IT Help
"Have you tried turning it off and on again?" - If that didn't work, call us. Printers, routers, weird error messages... we got you.
Self Publishing
Wrote a book? Nice. We'll help you format it, get a cover that pops, and upload it to Amazon so your mom can buy a copy.
Workflows
Tired of doing everything the hard way? We'll build you custom workflows so you can be properly lazy—working smarter, not harder.
Consulting
Pay me to tell you where you're being dumb and wrong. Honest feedback for people who actually want to get better.
Hit Us Up!
Ready to embrace the chaos? Remember: You name the price. If you give us $0, we might judge you, but we'll still do the work.